Airline pilot finishes talking to passengers as plane takes off but forgets to turn the intercom off. He turns to his co-pilot and says "I think i'll go for a shit and then i'll try to screw that new blonde stewardess". The stewardess hears this and starts running towards the cockpit to warn the pilot of the intercom still being on but trips and falls in the aisle. A little old lady looks down at her and says "No rush love, he's going for a shit first"!!!