What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

A women was going through her husband's desk drawer and discovered three soybeans in an envelope containing thirty dollars in cash. So she asks her husband about it.
And the husband said, "Well, I have to confess. Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you. But every time I cheated, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself."
"So where did the thirty dollars come from?" she asked.
"Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I decided to sell."

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Where is an elephant's sex organs?

In it's feet because if it steps on you, you're fucked.

A husband and wife had a new computer.
The computer required them to enter a new password.
Husband, feeling randy, typed in PENIS.
An error message appeared, saying 'PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH'
The wife burst out laughing!!